minding my own business ....shopping for crap i really didnt need.. how is it that happens.. you go in for pet food and a couple gift bags and the next thing you know you spent 200 dollars .. gah..
i digress.. there i was minding my own business buying so predators sleep pants when i turned the corner and was horrified.. looking straight at me .. SWIMSUITS...
what the fuck? over..
its JANUARY the 27th.. just barely more than a month since we all spent two months of holiday eating and now swimsuits.. hello? who else is ready to slit their wrists at this moment?... ok that is a little drastic.. but DAMN.. i am still in shock.. can you tell .. ??? whatever.. i am not killing myself to get into "swimsuit" shape.. cause well.. that would take about three years.. oh well .. just a warning to all you unsuspecting shoppers out there ..
i digress.. there i was minding my own business buying so predators sleep pants when i turned the corner and was horrified.. looking straight at me .. SWIMSUITS...
what the fuck? over..
its JANUARY the 27th.. just barely more than a month since we all spent two months of holiday eating and now swimsuits.. hello? who else is ready to slit their wrists at this moment?... ok that is a little drastic.. but DAMN.. i am still in shock.. can you tell .. ??? whatever.. i am not killing myself to get into "swimsuit" shape.. cause well.. that would take about three years.. oh well .. just a warning to all you unsuspecting shoppers out there ..
7 Comments:
At 4:11 AM,
Unknown said…
Here in Australia, the stores are already stocking up on winter clothes and we still have 6 months to go, also the stores had Easter Eggs and Hot Cross Buns on the shelves by the 29th December - How Sad
Happy Birthday Beth
At 4:14 AM,
Sam's Crochet Chaos said…
WTF - Sorry Beth it is me Sam, don;t know what happened but my comment came up with a different name. DOH
At 12:46 PM,
Deneen said…
Yes, this part of shopping sucks. Since I've had Elena, I have noticed it more. They have shorts and t-shirts on sale this week at Target-it was 22 with a windchill of 1 on Friday, so I can't even think about the shorts. Unfortunately, the kids stuff will be sold out by next month, so I have to preshop and I hate it-annoys the crap out of me to no end.
At 2:34 PM,
Unknown said…
Ok..here it goes so listen good: The government has this way of using a radio wave to .... oh never mind...I don't have that much time...
Op~
At 4:16 PM,
cindy said…
ha,ha! i know! i saw some in the target ad this morning...nothing is as depressing as swimsuit shopping! it's a 'full-bottle-of-red-wine-to-myself-after' experience!
At 11:38 AM,
Burfica said…
I'm so bad, if I can't fit into the same 10 year old bathing suit. Then I wear shorts and a t-shirt. Non see through of course.
At 11:16 AM,
Steven said…
I don't take my shirt off in public palces and honestly people who do scare me. ;)
Steve~
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