This is an open letter to the impatient bitch waiting for my parking space today as I was leaving the grocery store ( and for all you that are just like this )...
I am not at your beck and call .. I will unload my cart on my own time into my car..I will not hurry up and smash my produce .. I will not hurry because you are too lazy to drive past me to the space three spaces up from where I am .. I will not cut corners and just leave my cart in the parking lot.. you will wait while I take it to the return.. I will not throw my bag into the car and haphazardly start through the parking lot.. and If you honk, flip me off and curse me like you did today .. I will get out of my car and come over and ask you why ..
here is an example
Me: Why do you feel it necessry to try to hurry me along when there is a perfectly good space just up there ?
Impatient Bitch: Because you space is better and I dont want to walk that far
Me: Do you realize your honking and flipping me off isnt going to make me move any faster?
IB: I AM in a HURRY ..
Me: Do you realize in the time you sat on your lazy ass waiting for me you could have parked and been inside the store with about 10 things in your cart already ?
IB: *rolls eyes*
Me: Just for that.. I am gonna get in my car.. READ my mail.. touch up my lipstick.. call a few people on my cell .. I might be another 10 minutes.. I suggest you find another space..
IB:rolls window up and squeals tires.. then walks behind my car flips me off again on the way into the store
OK .. here is a bulletin for all you people that think just because I am walking to my car you can TRY to hurry me.. its NOT going to happen .. and if you are too fucking lazy to walk another 20 feet because that is how far the next available space is .. you deserve to wait as long as I take to do what I need to do .. I dont care of your car is bigger (most cars are ) .. I dont care if you have more money ( or think you do anyway ) ....I dont care how big a hurry you think you are in (start off sooner or plan your day better .. not my problem cause I am not in a hurry to get any where except maybe home to my yarn ) .... and here is the clencher.. if you are rude to me in any way .... I am going to take THAT much longer.. more flies with honey..
I know I am a bitch.. but had this woman been any kind of nice to me I might have tried a little harder to move a little faster ... if they had been old people.. I would have tried to get done as quick as i could.. but this was some rude ass bitch in a suburban thinking she owned the world because of who her husband is and how much money they have.. well guess what.... that is what you get for being RUDE ..
I am sorry this is a total peeve of mine.. parking lots in general usually bring out some sort of rage..people in general a rude and then laziness and audacity bring out more ..
I feel better now.. have a good night every one !!
I am not at your beck and call .. I will unload my cart on my own time into my car..I will not hurry up and smash my produce .. I will not hurry because you are too lazy to drive past me to the space three spaces up from where I am .. I will not cut corners and just leave my cart in the parking lot.. you will wait while I take it to the return.. I will not throw my bag into the car and haphazardly start through the parking lot.. and If you honk, flip me off and curse me like you did today .. I will get out of my car and come over and ask you why ..
here is an example
Me: Why do you feel it necessry to try to hurry me along when there is a perfectly good space just up there ?
Impatient Bitch: Because you space is better and I dont want to walk that far
Me: Do you realize your honking and flipping me off isnt going to make me move any faster?
IB: I AM in a HURRY ..
Me: Do you realize in the time you sat on your lazy ass waiting for me you could have parked and been inside the store with about 10 things in your cart already ?
IB: *rolls eyes*
Me: Just for that.. I am gonna get in my car.. READ my mail.. touch up my lipstick.. call a few people on my cell .. I might be another 10 minutes.. I suggest you find another space..
IB:rolls window up and squeals tires.. then walks behind my car flips me off again on the way into the store
OK .. here is a bulletin for all you people that think just because I am walking to my car you can TRY to hurry me.. its NOT going to happen .. and if you are too fucking lazy to walk another 20 feet because that is how far the next available space is .. you deserve to wait as long as I take to do what I need to do .. I dont care of your car is bigger (most cars are ) .. I dont care if you have more money ( or think you do anyway ) ....I dont care how big a hurry you think you are in (start off sooner or plan your day better .. not my problem cause I am not in a hurry to get any where except maybe home to my yarn ) .... and here is the clencher.. if you are rude to me in any way .... I am going to take THAT much longer.. more flies with honey..
I know I am a bitch.. but had this woman been any kind of nice to me I might have tried a little harder to move a little faster ... if they had been old people.. I would have tried to get done as quick as i could.. but this was some rude ass bitch in a suburban thinking she owned the world because of who her husband is and how much money they have.. well guess what.... that is what you get for being RUDE ..
I am sorry this is a total peeve of mine.. parking lots in general usually bring out some sort of rage..people in general a rude and then laziness and audacity bring out more ..
I feel better now.. have a good night every one !!
15 Comments:
At 1:13 AM,
Kimberly said…
Oh my goodness! You actually got out of your car and talked to her? Way to go - That is classic! I hate having to find a parking place and usually just head to the back and walk my butt in! What peeves me off the most is if you are sitting there waiting patiently for a spot (because of small kids onboard, weather, grandparents in the car etc) and someone comes from the other direction and takes it.....ARGH!!!
At 5:50 AM,
sara said…
Good for you! And Kimberly, I'm the same way and taught my dd the same thing. You'll save more time and energy parking far away.
This is just another example of why i don't like people.
At 5:54 AM,
Unknown said…
I'm sooo with ya!
At 8:48 AM,
Marvie said…
Hehehe you tell 'em! I agree though, and that woman needed to be told off, good thing you were there to take care of that ;)
At 1:16 PM,
Anonymous said…
OMG! I can't believe you got out of the car and said something to her...you go girl! That really presses my buttons too...I'm always amazed at the people driving around the parking lot looking for a space when I just take the first one I see (no matter how far away) park, and I am in the store already while they are STILL driving around. Yeesh!
At 5:56 PM,
Amy said…
Amen, girl! Parking lots are hell. If you don't have the assholes of the world trying to hurry you up when they are the ones that can't plan their time accordingly, then you have the asshats that race through the lot like they're in Indy time trials. Besides, a few extra feet to walk will do most Americans a world of good! Skinny doesn't neccessarily mean that they're in shape. There's plenty of ass impressions on the couches of America to attest to that.
At 2:30 PM,
Burfica said…
yeah If I don't get out and say something, I sit in my car and wait for a long time. I will move for people who are being nice. I won't for rude people. Idiots.
At 9:57 PM,
Alekx said…
yay for you girl. I don't like people like that and like I said somewhere on my blog the parents who let their kids run through the parking lot and think it's my job to watch out for their heathens when I'm backing out...NOT
My peeve for the day is I had mom out shopping, she's in a wheelchair, and some idiot woman walks up to her pushing her cart and expects mom to move to the other side of the isle out of her way. I wouldn't let mom move and then told the lady what a fucking bitch she was.
At 10:29 PM,
Azathoth100 said…
Heheh. I love it. Nothing like a good confrontation to piss someone off.
BTW, do you mind if I link to you?
At 11:16 PM,
hi, i'm natalie said…
Hehehe, go Beth go! I only wish that this would've occured in the parking lot of the grocery store I work at to one of several bitches who are in such a hurry they toss their loose change on the conveyor belt instead of dropping it in my outstretched hand.
None the less, it was still an awesome laugh! Thanks!
At 8:24 AM,
MomThatsNuts said…
WOW,,,when I lived in San Diego, people would see you walking and come right up and ask what color your car was, and what row it was parked in and I had NEVER been through anything like that before so I was SHOCKED....YOU GO GIRL...you should print that up and stick it on the door to the store!! lol
Mom
At 11:46 AM,
Karen said…
oh I hate parking lots too. People are unbelieveable! One day I was sitting in my car and watched this perfectly healthy young girl drive around and around the parking lot for 10 minutes rather than take a spot 5 or 6 cars down. It wasn't raining or anything; it was a beautiful day. People are soooo lazy.
At 9:52 AM,
Joy said…
I wonder if that bitch has ever seen the movie Fried Green Tomatoes? :)
At 2:14 AM,
Dorko said…
Oh, Honey! My jaw hit the floor over the audacity of that foolish, ill-mannered, brat! Bless her heart, someone needs a little 'civility' wake-up call!!!
At 8:50 AM,
Rebecca said…
AMEN! AMEN! i'm with you on this! i hate that! and i have my kids to drag along as well.... i'm not gonna leave my buggy out - nor leave my kids alone in the car so i can hurry it over to the return. we'll be our happy little goofy selves in our own time - UGH! like you, this is one of those things that just goes all over me!
YAY to you for pointing out her stupidity!
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