A quick joke for you
and then I promise you a better post later..
Two Southern ladies are sitting on the front porch ..
The first one says.. " When I got married .. my husband bought me this house"
The second one replies .. "That's Nice."
The first one goes on to say "On our fifth anniversary he bought me this ring" .. putting out her hand to show her acquaintance a 5 carat diamond..
Again she replies "That's Nice."
"When I gave birth to our first child , he bought me that big shiny Mercedes in the Driveway " ..
"That' s Nice"....
"So, Sugar, what has your husband done for you ?"
The second woman takes a breath and say " He sent me to finishing school right after we got married. "
"Oh?"
"Oh, yes. .. it taught me many things but the most important was to reply with "That's nice" whenever the urge hits me to say Fuck You."
a little southern humour for you LOL and before you all say it.. i know i am terrible but i found this reallly funny !!
and then I promise you a better post later..
Two Southern ladies are sitting on the front porch ..
The first one says.. " When I got married .. my husband bought me this house"
The second one replies .. "That's Nice."
The first one goes on to say "On our fifth anniversary he bought me this ring" .. putting out her hand to show her acquaintance a 5 carat diamond..
Again she replies "That's Nice."
"When I gave birth to our first child , he bought me that big shiny Mercedes in the Driveway " ..
"That' s Nice"....
"So, Sugar, what has your husband done for you ?"
The second woman takes a breath and say " He sent me to finishing school right after we got married. "
"Oh?"
"Oh, yes. .. it taught me many things but the most important was to reply with "That's nice" whenever the urge hits me to say Fuck You."
a little southern humour for you LOL and before you all say it.. i know i am terrible but i found this reallly funny !!
3 Comments:
At 8:52 PM,
Unknown said…
That's nice...
At 9:00 PM,
ThreeOliveMartini said…
back atcha Opie..
At 10:35 PM,
PBnJ said…
lol nice! hmmm ill have to remember the 'tip'. should come in handle for those 'fun' meetings with the office lawyers, hehe.
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